May 2013
8 posts
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[00:21:18] Erin: my first creative writing assignment is writing about an ~important childhood experience~?????
[00:23:53] Atkid: didn’t you throw a brick at a kid once
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[04:05:38] Erin: why eat food when you can eat people
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[21:16:51] Gabriel: i demand eu-more-ia
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[12:53:06 PM] Atkid: would you have sex with a sentient guitar
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[04:43:05] Disa: jesus is keanu reeves
[04:43:06] Atkid: possibly, yeah
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[04:40:51] Erin: “sleep with a disillusioned messiah” is like 7 on my bucket list
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[20:09:53] Erin: i will pay someone 12 dollars to write a fall out boy musical
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[10:04:16 PM] Erin: /fids is not going to have sex with pikachu/
April 2013
7 posts
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[06:51:41] Atkid: i must kill or be killed by fidsfriend
[06:52:16] Disa: i do not consent to this
[06:52:24] Disa: this is nonconsensual homicide
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[05:43:49] Erin: well
[05:43:49] Erin: i
[05:43:52] Erin: hope you have a plan
[05:44:13] Disa: uh
[05:44:18] Disa: besides getting my shit pushed in?
[05:44:33] Erin: yeah, definitely besides that
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[16:26:26] Erin: The Ghost Lupe growls ‘Begone! Leave this page!’
literally everytime i go to the nw
[16:27:17] Jay: there is evil there that does not sleep.
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[16:24:46] Erin: friends don’t let friends sleep with zeus
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[12:02:36 AM] Luis Edward: homework sux
[12:03:03 AM] Erin: you suck
[12:03:07 AM] Lydia: trufax
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March 2013
10 posts
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[18:15:45] Atkid: go home
[18:15:49] Disa: no
[18:16:10] Atkid: then i’ll send you home in a coffin
[18:16:25] Atkid: a very expensive coffin
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[03:51:37] Disa: and i lost at trivial pursuit earlier
[03:51:44] Atkid: no, fids
[03:51:49] Atkid: trivial pursuit lost at you
[03:51:52] Disa: omg ;(
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[5:53:32 PM] Atkid: okay until ERin pointed it out
[5:53:39 PM] Erin: oh my god
[5:53:40 PM] Gabriel: omfg
[5:53:42 PM] Atkid: i was just like, “well gavvy’s fucking lost it then, hasn’t he”
[5:53:47 PM] Gabriel: atkid oh my god
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[5:51:59 PM] Gabriel: i am a small human
[5:52:20 PM] Erin: what
[5:52:36 PM] Gabriel: something something that poem about the tea pot
[5:52:40 PM] Erin: omfg
[5:52:58 PM] Gabriel: something about phonetics
[5:53:01 PM] Gabriel: i know the IPA
[5:53:07 PM] Gabriel: buanonotte
[5:53:17 PM] Erin: the most convincing gavvy impression i’ve ever seen
[5:53:20 PM] Gabriel: yes.
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[5:50:53 PM] Erin: fids gavvy is threatening to appropriate your culture
[5:51:03 PM] Disa: gavvy that’s offensive i’m offended
[5:51:07 PM] Atkid: there is only one solution
[5:51:10 PM] Gabriel: I’ve appropriated better cultures
[5:51:14 PM] Disa: oh my god.
[5:51:15 PM] Erin: appropriate gavvy
[5:51:28 PM] Gabriel: you can’t appropriate me, that’s...
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[4:48:46 PM] Disa: fight me
[4:48:55 PM] Erin: i am not going to do that
[4:49:00 PM] Erin: we are human beings
[4:49:08 PM] Erin: we can solve this with our words
[4:49:27 PM] Disa: / i’m using words to tell you to fight me /
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[4:57:05 PM] Disa: what the fuck is htat
[4:57:16 PM] Disa: that is entirely too many teeth holy christ
[4:57:17 PM] Atkid: “A Fish With Human Teeth?”
[4:57:17 PM] Erin: atkid not hat needs a trigger warning i am going to throw up and die
[4:57:24 PM] Atkid: i just wanted to check to the weather
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[3:20:00 AM] Disa: and that is why skype team should not live together
[3:20:15 AM] Atkid: skype team living together and playing video games together
[3:20:34 AM] Disa: and the morning after there’s five billion noise complaints from the neighbours
[3:21:26 AM] Atkid: the morning after that
[3:21:29 AM] Atkid: there are no neighbors
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[10:31:43 PM] Atkid: a good day to fid
[10:31:49 PM] Atkid: a good day to fid hard
[10:32:40 PM] Disa: damn right
[10:32:47 PM] Disa: i am bruce willis of homos
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[11:11:14 PM] Atkid: last night i dreamed i was harry potter again
and voldemort captured me and my friends
so i spent like an hour in a car with him asking him if he disliked me on a personal level or not
February 2013
12 posts
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[9:41:26 PM] Erin: atkid what if i
[9:41:29 PM] Erin: murdered fids
[9:41:46 PM] Atkid: would i have to listen to her will
[9:41:57 PM] Erin: yeah but i would read it to you in a funny accent
[9:42:28 PM] Atkid: alright
[9:42:45 PM] Patas: what
[9:42:51 PM] Atkid: patas my friend how are you
[9:42:53 PM] Erin: hello patas
[9:42:55 PM] Atkid: where is your god
[9:43:02 PM] Erin: what are...
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[9:43:56 PM] Patas: a fids exists as solid, liquid and gas
[9:44:04 PM] Atkid: can a fids turn corners
[9:44:13 PM] Patas: only in broad daylight
[9:44:15 PM] Erin: what if we got fids gas grenades
[9:44:27 PM] Erin: grenades full of fids in gas form
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[12:14:07 AM] Atkid: jay you must find a man with a vagina fetish
[12:14:13 AM] Erin: yes
[12:14:27 AM] Atkid: i realize that may be difficult.
[12:14:38 AM] Jay: … isn’t that, just, heterosexuality? like, isn’t that just the blanket-term for “vagina fetish”?
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[3:30:37 AM] Disa: show us the meaning of haste
[3:31:00 AM] Atkid: http://lmgtfy.com/?q=define+haste
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[3:30:03 AM] Atkid: disa will you go with me
[3:30:09 AM] Disa: yes
[3:30:10 AM] Atkid: as we walk the streets of fire
[3:30:15 AM] Disa: what
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[3:25:30 AM] Atkid: disa are you a scientist
[3:25:36 AM] Atkid: ‘cause i’d like to experiment with you
[3:25:56 AM] Erin: that’s not legal
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[11:18:12 PM] Gabriel: how’s it my fault? i just wanted to shake things up a little
[11:18:28 PM] Gabriel: crack out a few quick puns & be on my way
[11:18:46 PM] Atkid: is that what we are to you
[11:18:52 PM] Atkid: a pun night stand
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[11:06:58 PM] Disa: i’ve been trying to make candles but all i’ve made is a mess
[11:08:31 PM] Gabriel: yeah, it’s wick-edly difficult
[11:08:59 PM] Atkid: yeah i think i’d have a melt down over it
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[19:32:18] Disa: thane
[19:32:21] Erin: YESHSs
[19:32:22] Erin: yes
[19:32:26] Erin: kolyat&thane
[19:32:28] Atkid: ^
[19:32:31] Disa: if you breathe a word about lizard inceSDAMIIT ERIN
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[12:16:25 AM] Atkid: eddy, my only hobby is bullying children
[12:16:30 AM] Atkid: does anyone want to play pixie hollow
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[6:40:56 PM] Erin: does fids have barricade boys in her house
[6:41:00 PM] Atkid: yes
[6:41:02 PM] Erin: fids just shouts “TO THE BARRICADE”
[6:41:11 PM] Erin: and suddenly there are men jumping out of cclosets and crawling out from under the furniture
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[7:34:21 PM] Disa: i wish i was a gay baby
[7:34:44 PM | Edited 7:34:50 PM] Rae/Abby: you could just tell
[7:34:55 PM] Rae/Abby: disa popped out
[7:35:02 PM] Rae/Abby: “oh that one’s gay”
[7:35:24 PM] Disa: i popped out with my hand on my hips and a women’s rights textbook
January 2013
6 posts
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[7:52:35 PM] christy!~: rae why do you have videos of my labia i did not consent to being a pornstar
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[02:41:54] Disa: there’s paint all over my hands
[02:42:18] Atkid: paint is the blood of ghosts
[02:42:25] Disa: what the fuck
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[8:51:57 PM] Atkid: gavvy you have to be there when/if any of us have kids
[8:52:02 PM] Atkid: you have to raise the kids
[8:52:38 PM] Erin: and then you can give them back to us when they’re like 16 so we can show them off to people
[8:52:57 PM] Rae/Abby: “look how beautifully cultured my child is”
[8:53:13 PM] Erin: “listen to my child’s beautiful foreign...
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[1:21:19 PM] Disa: like what would happen if somebody just took all the bones out of a person
[1:23:28 PM] Rae/Abby: they would melt into a puddle of blob disa
[1:23:28 PM] Rae/Abby: like that time in harry potter when lockhart screwed up and harry’s arm flopped over
[1:23:45 PM] Erin: dfsjd
[1:24:10 PM] Disa: yew
[1:24:11 PM] Disa: s
[1:24:16 PM] Disa: that is exactly what i’m...
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[19:02:10] Atkid: ERin!!! Good morning.
[19:02:16] Erin: it is afternoon
[19:02:22] Erin: dammit atkid get your shit together
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[9:45:45 PM] Atkid: okay i have to struggle not to laugh whenever i see thranduril or however it’s spelled
[9:47:14 PM] Rae/Abby: i always feel like he is bald on the top of his head
[9:47:24 PM] Rae/Abby: then i look again and there is hair
December 2012
63 posts
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[12:03:32 AM] Gabriel: “work”
[12:03:43 AM] Gabriel: none of these thing$ will exist
[12:04:00 AM] Luis Edward: gabriel
[12:04:05 AM] Gabriel: once it $trikes midnight in Mexi¢o ¢ity, we’re all screwed
[12:04:07 AM] Luis Edward: remove the ke$ha from your spirit immediately
[12:04:16 AM] Gabriel: fa¢e it, Eddy.
[12:04:23 AM] Emily Skrutskie: thi$ place about to blow
...
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[07:05:44] Disa: I’m in a platonic friendship with butter
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[06:58:40] Disa: when brightvale is in ashes, you have my permission to die
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[06:54:04] Atkid: just think of much worse it could be
[06:54:06] Atkid: it could be poogles
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[03:07:50] Disa: your hand is a vagina
[03:07:54] Erin: NO STOP
[03:07:56] Erin: YOU STOP
[03:07:58] Erin: / THIS STOPS NOW /
[03:08:00] Disa: your belly button is a vagina
[03:08:01] Disa: open your eyes
[03:08:03] Disa: two vaginas
[03:08:07] Erin: / fids you are taking this too far i will kill you /
[03:08:13] Atkid: have you scraped your knee?
[03:08:14] Disa: atkid started it
...
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[03:06:32] Erin: vagina isn’t a skill, ty
[03:06:37] Erin: it is genitalia
[03:07:20] Atkid: no
[03:07:24] Atkid: if you are skilled enough
[03:07:29] Atkid: you can have a vagina anywhere
[03:07:31] Erin: / atkid /
[03:07:32] Erin: / omg /
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[9:42:54 PM] Erin: they’re just standing around him pressed up against the window and 3 of them are identical and related to each other and naked
