Shit Skype Team Says

[7:52:35 PM] christy!~: rae why do you have videos of my labia i did not consent to being a pornstar

[3:25:09 PM] Atkid: mr shamu

[3:25:14 PM] Disa: paging mr merlinda

[3:25:19 PM] Erin: paging dr. merlinda shamu

[3:25:36 PM] Atkid: paging dr. merlinda shamu to operating room three

[3:25:43 PM] Atkid: for heart transplant surgery

[3:25:47 PM] Erin: we have a code blue, dr. shamu

[3:25:48 PM] Erin: code blue

[3:25:57 PM] Disa: repeat, code blue

[3:25:58 PM] Atkid: the heart is frozen

[3:26:13 PM] Erin: time of death is 2:26 pm

[3:26:24 PM] Disa: sigggghhhh

[22:13:46] Erin: you’re sitting there in yuor living room watching TV

[22:13:47] Disa: i’m sobbing

[22:13:51] jkay~~~~: oh my god.

[22:13:51] Erin: and then the front door flies open

[22:13:58] christy!~: dont feed duck romneys they will come back for more

[22:14:00] Erin: and duck romney is standing there stomping the ground with his hooves

[22:14:00] jkay~~~~: duck romney is coming for you and your uterus.

[22:13:06] christy!~: what if the duck had mitt romneys face and horse hooves

[22:13:08] Erin: omg

[22:13:11] Erin: oh dear god no

[22:13:15] christy!~: XD

[22:13:21] Erin: that would be the most terrifying horror film

[22:13:28] Disa: DUCKNEY

[22:13:28] Erin: duck romney is coming for you

[4:10:20 PM] Disa: do you know what’s fucking scary

[4:10:25 PM] Disa: http://penelope-cake-stop.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/scary-goose.jpg

[4:10:27 PM] Disa: geese

[4:10:31 PM] christy!~: romney being president

[4:10:33 PM] christy!~: also geese

[9:20:07 PM] christy!~: i am never going to leave florida and if i do i am moving to texas
[9:20:43 PM] christy!~: not louisiana that shit is too crazy for me i would only go there for the hurricanes and then just leave like some cheap hurricane whore

[00:30:16] Erin: omg merlinda i love you so much

[00:30:18] Erin: i wish i lived inside your mind

[00:30:35] christy!~: it is one part chaos and one part yakety sax music

Today Skype Team did something extra-super special. Even though we live hundreds of miles apart, that doesn’t stop us from baking a damn birthday cake for our friend. Because we really are some of the best friends any of us could ask for. So, Erin, thanks for being wonderful, and (even though it’s a day late) we couldn’t ask for a better you to give this hypothetical birthday cake to. Happy (belated) Birthday! We love you!

[12:10:15 PM] christy!~: FUCKING TAKE THAT SHIT FRANCE FUCK YEAH we fucking kicked their asses in the 4x200 semifinal by four seconds hahahahahahaHAHHhaHAhaHA france sux

[12:26:28 AM] Disa: WHY DID SUZIE FALL OFF THE SWING SET MERL

[12:26:32 AM] Disa: WHY DID SHE

[12:26:33 AM] Disa: TELL ME

[12:26:42 AM] christy!~: …….

[12:27:23 AM] christy!~: suzie has no legs, disa what is wrong with you

[12:27:30 AM] Erin: omg

[12:27:49 AM] Disa: omfg