[12:02:36 AM] Luis Edward: homework sux
[12:03:03 AM] Erin: you suck
[12:03:07 AM] Lydia: trufax
Today Skype Team did something extra-super special. Even though we live hundreds of miles apart, that doesn’t stop us from baking a damn birthday cake for our friend. Because we really are some of the best friends any of us could ask for. So, Erin, thanks for being wonderful, and (even though it’s a day late) we couldn’t ask for a better you to give this hypothetical birthday cake to. Happy (belated) Birthday! We love you!
[1:08:05 AM] Lydia: The only solutions I can concoct involve prostitution so…let’s hope the Ivy mind can assist.
[1:08:54 AM] Gavriel: The Ivy mind has also considered prostitution to solve his financial woes, so this might just end up with all of us in brothels
[11:47:34 PM] jkay~~~~: I think we can officially award you that title: Skype Team’s Favorite Gavvy.
[11:47:47 PM] Lydia: It’s good to be back.
[11:48:59 PM] Luis Edward: Gabriel is my least favorite Gavvy, what the hell
[11:49:05 PM] Atkid: no now i am casting my vote for merlinda
[11:49:11 PM] Atkid: merlinda 4 best gavvy
[11:49:22 PM] Atkid: merlinda 4 gavz 2012
[1:13:03 AM] Jay: One time my elementary school shut down because a chicken processing plant exploded and they were scared of the gases if the wind shifted?
[1:13:16 AM] Lydia: … .
[1:13:19 AM] Jay: Which was confusing because how is having us crouch under desks going to keep us from breathing in chicken-air?
[1:13:32 AM] Erin: i am laughing so hard
[1:13:44 AM] Erin: chicken-air
[1:13:46 AM] Edward: this is the best conversation i have ever logged in to
[2:36:46 AM] Atkid: Start drooling!
[2:36:51 AM] Atkid: And speaking gibberish!
[2:37:01 AM] Erin: start quoting the bible
[2:37:02 AM | Edited 2:37:07 AM] Lydia: I can, Atkid. None of my friends can figure it out. I did a flip earlier this week, too.
[2:37:22 AM] Fids: or start acting like you’re possessed
[2:37:23 AM] Erin: or shout “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU” while waving an open watter bottle at them
[10:34:27 PM] Erin: or don’t carry a weapon
[10:34:28 PM] Erin: and if anyone approaches you
[10:34:34 PM] Erin: as in like within 10 feet
[10:34:40 PM] Erin: start screaming at the top of your lungs
[10:34:45 PM] Erin: until they leave
[10:35:02 PM] Lydia: I am physically incapable of screaming.
[10:35:12 PM] Erin: / then carry a weapon /
[10:31:58 PM] Edward: hm.
[10:32:06 PM] Edward: you should totally just leave the hotel and go explore.
[10:32:21 PM] Lydia: I’ll get abducted.
[10:33:04 PM] Disa: carry a weapon
[10:33:08 PM] Disa: do you have an umbrella
[10:33:18 PM] Lydia: I have a fractured spine…and an umbrella.
[10:33:41 PM] Disa: carry the umbrella to discourage kidnappers
[2:02:33 AM] Lydia: This hotel is awful; there are literally children screaming down the halls.
[2:03:21 AM] Erin: Set the hotel on fire
[1:23:36 AM] Erin: skype team’s answer to everything:
[1:23:37 AM] Erin: murder
[1:23:38 AM] Erin: or arson
[1:23:46 AM] Erin: or running away
[1:24:01 AM] Fids: three fantastic solutions
[1:24:08 AM] Fids: sometimes, all three can be combined
[1:24:13 AM] Erin: kill her
[1:24:19 AM] Erin: set your dorm builing on fire
[1:24:22 AM] Erin: run away to america
[1:24:29 AM] Lydia: Kill her, burn the dorm to hide the evidence, and flee to Flagstaff.