Shit Skype Team Says

[12:03:32 AM] Gabriel: “work”

[12:03:43 AM] Gabriel: none of these thing$ will exist

[12:04:00 AM] Luis Edward: gabriel

[12:04:05 AM] Gabriel: once it $trikes midnight in Mexi¢o ¢ity, we’re all screwed

[12:04:07 AM] Luis Edward: remove the ke$ha from your spirit immediately

[12:04:16 AM] Gabriel: fa¢e it, Eddy.

[12:04:23 AM] Emily Skrutskie: thi$ place about to blow

[12:04:26 AM] Gabriel: We’re all gonna Die Young, and there’s nothing you can do to $top it

Today Skype Team did something extra-super special. Even though we live hundreds of miles apart, that doesn’t stop us from baking a damn birthday cake for our friend. Because we really are some of the best friends any of us could ask for. So, Erin, thanks for being wonderful, and (even though it’s a day late) we couldn’t ask for a better you to give this hypothetical birthday cake to. Happy (belated) Birthday! We love you!

[11:47:34 PM] jkay~~~~: I think we can officially award you that title: Skype Team’s Favorite Gavvy.

[11:47:47 PM] Lydia: It’s good to be back.

[11:48:59 PM] Luis Edward: Gabriel is my least favorite Gavvy, what the hell

[11:49:05 PM] Atkid: no now i am casting my vote for merlinda

[11:49:11 PM] Atkid: merlinda 4 best gavvy

[11:49:22 PM] Atkid: merlinda 4 gavz 2012

[8:56:12 PM] Luis Edward: GUYS GUYS GUYS

[8:56:18 PM] Luis Edward: Gabriel just said yolo

[8:56:26 PM] Disa: HAHAHA

[8:56:29 PM] Atkid: What have you done to him

[9:57:09 AM] Gabriel: “Eye Scream: After giving so many orcs blowjobs, Celebrian eventually develops mouths on her eyelids.”

[9:57:14 AM] Gabriel: God

[9:57:17 AM] Gabriel: dammit.

[9:49:49 AM] Gabriel: “The cupcakes could wait; Pinkie Pie had a friend to make.”

[9:49:50 AM] Gabriel: I think

[9:49:56 AM] Gabriel: I think I need to go do some laundry

[9:50:01 AM] Disa: no stay

[9:50:02 AM] Gabriel: and maybe bleach my hands

[9:43:13 AM] Gabriel:

[9:42 AM] jkay~~~~: «< Oh god. Gavvy she’s sobbing and writhing in her bonds.

[9:42 AM] jkay~~~~: «< I am giggling hysterically.

It’s like I don’t even know you people oh my god

[9:43:16 AM] Gabriel: Disa

[9:43:19 AM] Gabriel: Disa why

[9:43:22 AM] jkay~~~~: Disa why.

[9:43:25 AM] Gabriel: Have I wronged you in some way?

[9:43:29 AM] jkay~~~~: What did we do to deserve this?

[2:03:58 AM] Erin: the only not secret santas are you and gavvy

[2:04:02 AM] Erin: and you guys have each other

[2:04:04 AM] Erin: (h)

[2:04:06 AM] Luis Edward: ew

[2:04:08 AM] Gabriel: gross

[1:40:38 AM] Gabriel: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

[1:40:41 AM] Erin: whore

[1:40:43 AM] Gabriel: …

[3:49:29 AM] Erin: guys here is the plan
[3:49:33 AM] Gabriel: hi i am gavvy
[3:49:37 AM] Erin: we go to new york oh uihflg FUCK
[3:49:39 AM] Erin: that scared me
[3:49:55 AM] Erin: i thought you were really Gavvy i was like oh fuck how did you do that
[3:49:56 AM] Erin: BUT YEAH
[3:50:01 AM] Luis Edward: … i just lol’d hard
[3:50:03 AM] Erin: we should go to new york and lure gavvy there and then tie him up
[3:50:03 AM] Luis Edward: i am tired aren’t i
[3:50:12 AM] Gabriel: im a fucking wizard gavvy the wizard
[3:50:29 AM] Erin: and force him to say funny shit but we will have to tie his hands together so he doesn’t try to escape
[3:50:29 AM] Gabriel: new york sucks no way :(
[3:50:38 AM] Gabriel: oh wait i live in new york sdfjkdfjkdf I LOVE NEW YORK(?)

(editor’s note: Merlinda changed her name to Gabriel during this conversation.)